My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after categories because you'll only end up with a hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia in your Toes." I never quite understood his advice until one New Year's Eve, I was gardening with my best friend Mariana. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was insane and spooky sounds came from deep within. Mariana saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!